From Port to Ham: It Begins!

Dear fellow followers of the Babes:  With the world in such a perilous state, why are we taking another cruise?  Because we signed up for it ages ago before the crap fell from the skies.

I’m trying to think of something jolly to say to rev up excitement for our coming adventure, but all I can think about is the protests roiling the campuses.  (See previous blog post.)  Also, there’s the Orange Menace or the Orange Blob, whichever you prefer.  Yes, Trump has reared his ugly, orange head again.  What happens if he wins?  What happens if he doesn’t?  Let’s face it, he’ll never accept a loss. Instead, he’ll have his cult march on the Capital again. What happens to our country then?

So, we’re supposed to sail away and forget our troubles.  Hmm.  That’ll take some doing.

At least I won’t have to worry about what to wear.  I’ll wear the same clothes I’ve been wearing for every cruise.  Why change perfection?

Also, there’s a certain joy in my heart that my daughter, known as Babe Beautiful, doesn’t want to see Mont St. Michel because of the long bus ride to reach it.  True, I should encourage her to go, as it’s a sight not to be missed.  However, I’ve done it three times.  Enough already.

We look forward to beer and chocolate and sausage rolls.  And perhaps cheering up a bit.  I hope you’ll join us on our venture as once again the Babes take to the sea.