Beach Bitches

Ahoy, Maties, and anchors away!  The bitches are back!  The beach bitches that is. Follow us as we troop de trop from one Caribbean island to another.  Get the answers to these burning questions:  How many times will Carolyn stumble and land on her daughter, causing bruised body and feelings?  How often will Judy find her spot at the slot machines taken?  Will Carolyn be arrested for exposure by simply wearing her bathing suit at the beach? Or will she be harpooned for a whale?   What color eye shadow will Judy be wearing each day and which of Judy’s high heels will cause her to break an ankle?  Burning questions that can only be answered by following Beach Bitches on all your social media apps. We act like idiots so you don’t have to!

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